Cock the Cake


to ruin a good thing. philadelphia-area slang. etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his p-n-s into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.
mary: honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you’re going to have to cancel your camping trip.

bob: well that really c-cks the cake!

“dude, don’t tell your girlfriend you’ve been cheating on her. you’ve got a good thing going, and you’re just going to c-ck the cake!”

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