cock tie


to tie a knot in an advisaries unit or “c-ck” and toss them about like a calf at a rodeo.
ben wallace will c-ck tie shaq tonight.
possessing a large p-n-s, so large that it may be possible to wear it as a tie.
ron jeremy has a c-ck tie

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