cock trails
residue left on the bed sheets from the male genetalia immediately following v-g-n-l intercourse. thus leaving detectible “trails”.
i know you had s-x on my bed because you left c-ck trails all over the sheets.
that spotted line of s-m-n (c-m) you leave on, but is not limited to your boxers, pants, sheets or any other garment or piece of fabric you own.
other possibilities inclube shirts, panties, dresses, or -ssorted garments.
captain kirk: dude, i left such a mad c-cktrail on uhura’s uniform last night.
spock: sick, jim.
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