Cock Vargas


1. a chump or buster who is so full of himself, trying to be the c-ck of the walk, while puffing himself up, who doesn’t realize he’s a sausage filled dream of an empty vessel. 2. a c-ck block to oneself. 3. one whose actions preach the ten commandments of how to repel tang.
that drunk b-st-rd just walked around the bar 3 times. this c-ck vargas is too busy c-ck blocking himself, he couldn’t punch his way out of a skid of soggy meat curtains.

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