cock vendor
a really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. c-ck vendors are usually named aram or jeeves and they always carry a machete. they are descendants of the great “harry white,” a prost-tution visionary.
you can find c-ck vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be rastafarians. don’t be fooled – the hair is fake.
not to be confused with pimps.
man, let’s grab some grub and then go visit the c-ck vendor. he’ll fix us right up.
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