cock ventriloquist
a girl that can talk with a c-ck in her mouth.
that girl is a c-ck ventriloquist. she told me a joke mid bl-w j-b.
i found out she was a c-ck ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.
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