Cock Vomit


most often seen after a male masterbating, c-ck vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males p-n-s. suggestions for where it is to land,
1.attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and -n-s.
2.unattractive females: chest and -n-s. note don’t go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.possibly onto a p-sser by from a highrise building block window.
4.otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
excitable young man:”ahh ahhh ahh am going to c-m, ah sh-t c-ck vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote”

unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:”ewwwwe, theres c-ck vomit in my eye”
this occurs when a person is gving oral s-x to a male and the male’s p-n-s is too large or “too much to handle” for the giver and triggers the gag reflex, and he/she vomits on the man’s c-ck.
i invited her to my room for a little intimacy. one thing led to another and we found ourselves engaging in oral s-x. when it came time for her to return the favor, it seemed as if my man-stick was too much to handle and the next thing i knew, i was facing a batch of c-ck vomit.
shooting a load of s-m-n.
she ate my c-ckvomit…. dirty f-ckin sl-t
an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. it is secreted by the gonads (s-xual glands) and other s-xual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. the process of discharge is called -j-c-l-t–n; skeet; j-zz; baby-potion; sp-nk
jane: “you got c-ck-vomit in my hair again!”
bill: “sorry, i was aiming for the kleenex. i swear.”
sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it
mindy got a face full of c-ck vomit
popular hawaiian ska band. born at a easter bbq near paki hale this innovative band is fronted by renowned crooner marc price. backed by basist peter manfredo and organist richard head. popular songs include “nut b-tter” “population paste” “milkshake” and “ejacula and the swim team.”
we went to anna bananas to see the band “c-ck vomit.”
the produce of trying to “short-cut” it to the top.

when a job offer for £85-90k requires c-ck sucking, it is likely to be pretty bad. the worst of this situation is when the subject’s member is cheesy. in fact the smell is so bad that it makes you want to vomit.

stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy c-ck while already wanting to vomit produces c-ckvomit.

it burnses.
arrgh!! you darn fool, i don’t pay you this insane celery to get c-ckvomit on my shoes!

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