Cock wig


1. – noun: a wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven’t grown p-b-s yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

it is considered a poor replacement for actual p-b-s.

2. noun – a complete d-ckface
oh my god, your p-b-s got burnt off in that house fire? dude, get yourself a c-ck wig, i heard they are made from real p-b-s these days.

i’m nineteen and i still don’t have p-b-s, maybe i should buy a c-ck wig, i’ll look well cool!!

mono is a complete c-ck wig.

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