Comadoze


the act of laying down for a short nap and waking up to realize you’re late and/or overslept
“hmm i have an hour before my linguistics cl-ss, i’m just gonna crash for bit”

-2 hours later-

“yaaaaawn… zomfg i’m late!! i knew i would comadoze”

Read Also:

  • Combat Pussy

    (noun): refers to female s-xual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. this black belt in the martial art of f-cking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying p-rn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-p-ssy training. a female can only […]

  • Come On Sense

    clearly common sense is not good enough now days so based on the phrase “what the h-ll are you doing? come on!” or “come on! how the h-ll dont you know that” come on sense how the h-ll did he get that wrong, the moron clearly lacks come on sense

  • Comic Book Zeroes

    comic book zeroes are a young 4 piece powerpop band from lincolnshire. they are all perfect examples of the mysp-ce generation. formed in february 2008, they are fast becoming quite popular with the “emo” crowd. guy 1:did you check out comic book zeroes? guy 2:yeah! n-body understands me like them!!

  • Coochineering

    the act of exploring how the v-g-n-l area can be examined, explored and indulged. i love coochineering for that is my new profession…im hiring as well…please inquire within! i met a girl lastnight and told her im a coochineering expert..and i want to explore your beef hangers tonght and since i’m a dr of the […]

  • Coochi Snorcher

    a name for the female genatalia. “my mama tella me in a scary, loud, life-threatening voice to stop scratching my coochi snorcher.” – the v-g-n- monolouges by eve ensler


Disclaimer: Comadoze definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.