cockalizer


a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old’s pants.
andrea: cody is such a c-ckalizer, i cant believe he’s going out with nicki… he’s 16 and she’s only 12…

haley: i know its so sick even though i’ve gone out with him…
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a c-ckalizer, you perverted f-g!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

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