cockbarnacle


a guy with herpes on his d-ck
“did richard really get herpes from rawing johnny?”
“yeah know they both have c-ck barnacles!”
any overt sign of an active std, visibly present on a man’s p-n-s, such as warts, blisters, sores, or other lesions.
she ran screaming from the bedroom after she saw his nasty c-ckbarnacle.
(1)an ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)a stalker.
man 1: who’s that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: some f-cking c-ck barnacle that won’t leave me alone.

man 3: hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: relax dude! we aren’t married. why you gotta be such a d-mn c-ck barnacle?
one who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.
“my little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. i swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total c-ck barnacle.

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