cockbedextrous


a c-ck equally at home in traps one, two or three.
alphonce: hey dude my b-tch wanted it in every hole last night.
neil: wow, how did you manage that ?
alphonse: easy man, i’m c-ckbedextrous, satisfaction guaranteed !!

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