Cockblock Abu
a c-ckblock abu, or cba, is any person or creature that hinders the s-xual conquests of his companion. the origin stems from the disney cl-ssic, aladdin, where aladdin’s advances at tapping jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.
“bro, kevin would not leave the room last night. he was being such a c-ckblock abu!”
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