Cockblock date
taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. because of this the other guy can’t get with the girl who likes him, hence c-ckblockdate.
popularized by joe and ciara
“dude joe is such a c-ckblock date”
“i know we all know shes like karl”
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