a high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all s-xual desire for hours, or even days.
dude 1: didn’t you guys watch schindler’s list last night?
dude 2: f-ck no, man! that c-ckblockbuster turned jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
a store where you can rent or buy videos of people getting c-ck blocked. also known as letdown p-rn
guy: dude i went to c-ck blockbuster last night want to watch a movie?
ugly guy: no thanks i’m going to the p-rn video store to watch actual p-rn, not almost p-rn.

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