Cockblocked by Steve Jobs
the act or reactive measure when the opposite s-x makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their ipod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
josh: i saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her ipod.
sam: aw man, you got c-ckblocked by steve jobs
when you’re texting a perfect babe and then the iphone’s auto-correct kills the mood.
victim: i wanna duck you in my parents ned. tight cow.
babe: …?
pervy onlooker: c-ckblocked by steve jobs again? that ducks, man.
when you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.
dude, i was totally gonna talk to this girl but i got c-ck blocked by steve jobs!
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