Cockblocktober
october 2011.
the time period between october 4, 2011 and november 8, 2011.
the first hiatus of the third season of glee. it is nicknamed “c-ckblocktober” because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters kurt hummel and blaine anderson are going to have s-x with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on november 8th. the episode is highly antic-p-ted by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a c-ckblock among the fandom.
person 1: how excited are you to see kurt and blaine have s-x?
person 2: so excited! i can’t believe we have to suffer through c-ckblocktober though.
1 more definition
event (noun): a month-long event in which an individual attempts to c-ckblock another individual as frequently as possible
game (noun): a month-long compet-tion in which single males compete to prevent their opponent’s from getting laid. score is kept as follows – one to three points per c-ckblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). most points at the end of the month wins.
an honest game in which even ugly guys can win
example 1
chad: yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
bryce: naw, man
chad: what happened, homie?
bryce: f-cking kalan and his d-mn c-ckblock-tober bullsh-t. good luck getting laid for 31 days while this d-ckhead is around.
example 2
dirk: bro, n-body’s getting laid this month
clark: why? b-tches on their periods?
dirk: naw, dawg… it’s c-ckblock-tober and this year, i’m takin’ home the gold.
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