Cockchomper
1. a cat or other household pet who sneaks under one’s bedcovers during the night and nips at one’s p-n-s.
orig: ny, amber and jake.
2. one who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing f-ll-t–.
3. see douche, douchebag, tool, -sshole, etc. may be used sarcastically.
your d-mn iguana’s a little c-ckchomper.
or what’s up, c-ckchomper?
c-ck chomper: anyone that chomps, bites, chews, nibbles, or otherwise gnaws on a man’s genetalia. also known as a shlong slurper or a w-ng whistler.
ted: my w-ng hurts like h-ll.
bill: what happened to it?
ted: i found out that your girlfriend is a c-ck chomper.
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