cockdaggered


when a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect p-n-s through his pants. this usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.
i can’t bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because i ll get will c-ckdaggered whether i like it or not from behind.

i can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up c-ckdaggered in the middle of the night.

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