Cockensate
a merging of the words ‘c-ck’ and ‘compensate’. the act of compensating for a man’s genetalia, or lack thereof, by different means. this may include the purchasing of large automobiles, the buying of large houses, or various spending on other supersized memorabilia.
man 1: look at jerry’s new car.
man 2: wow, that thing’s huge. he’s always told me how much he hates big cars..
man 1: hmm, probably trying to c-ckensate.
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