cocker spaniel

medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.
c-cker spaniels are pretty dogs.
noun: someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.
oh, don’t date paul! he’s such a c-cker spaniel.
the male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. c-ckerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! the most common c-ckerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. these men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)
woah! look at that c-ckerspaniel, i want his digits!

woah! you’ll have to meet my neighbor, he’s such a c-ckerspaniel!

hold on! my c-ckerspaniel is texting me.

let’s go meet my c-ckerspaniel at the pizza place.
s-x move; the girl’s hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having s-x doggystyle. the male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling “no” while hitting her on the nose is optional
my new girlfriend jenn was too loud having s-x so i had to c-cker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a spanish c-ck
2. a unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish c-ck (approximately 3 inches)
1. ooooo she is a fatty! she looks like she’s been c-ckerspanieled!!
b. oh sh-t dat b-tch is gettin c-ckerspanieled!!

2. this ruler seems to be 4 c-ckerspaniels long
a dog whos name is pr-nounced “c-ck-er-span-nyal”

not “c-ck – er span – e – al”

c-ck – er span – e – al = c-cker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron
the act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. usually used for comedic purposes.
i really wish i hadn’t ever seen you doing the c-cker spaniel.

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