Cockfident
a term used to describe a man who is confident enough in himself, as a man, to know that, as long as he has a p-n-s, he has no reason to be self conscious about any other defining factors that may come into play.
man 1 : dude, but i dont know if she will accept me after she sees my package!
man 2: oh, come on man… just be c-ckfident!
similar to arrogant. someone who is confident for no other reason than that they are a c-ck.
some amateur rugby players are c-ckfident.
to be confident and a little c-cky. the perfect inbetween of confident and c-cky.
i am very c-ckfident. the ladies love a c-ckfident man.
c-cky plus confident equals c-ckfident
i’m not just confident or c-cky, i’m both. i’m c-ckfident.
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