a term generally used when you have f-cked something up because it sounds better than p-ssingf-ckingcr-p of b-ll-cks. its a lovely word because it has c-ck in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and i feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!
“c-ckingtons! i have left the house in my pjs again!”
“i have one m-f- of a hangover, good c-ckingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. wine is baaaaaaad. argh my head! oh the c-ckingtons of it all!!!”

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