Cockjazzle
the male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your p-n-s for aesthetic and s-xual pleasures.
hector couldn’t please any woman himself, so he c-ckjazzled himself and made his chick’s mouth 20 carats worth of icy.
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