Cocklipse
kok-klips short form of c-ck-eclipse
temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans p-n-s.
paul: “phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. i couldn’t avoid the c-cklipse.”
murk: “that still makes you gay!”
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