Cocklipse


kok-klips short form of c-ck-eclipse

temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans p-n-s.
paul: “phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. i couldn’t avoid the c-cklipse.”

murk: “that still makes you gay!”

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