Cockmare
a nightmare about c-cks, in which the dreamer doesn’t wish to be dreaming about c-cks. however in his/her deepest most inner desires l-sts the c-ck, wants the c-ck, needs the c-ck. most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their s-xuality.
jimmy: “i had the most terrible dream last night, there were c-cks everywhere, they were after me… i couldn’t get away from them… i was scared but at the same time it was thrilling.”
beth: “jimmy sounds like you just had your first c-ckmare.”
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