cockmatician


a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one c-ck, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of c-cks in their face. subtracting from the number of c-cks in face is also acceptable.
the way that scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put c-ck in his face was crazy. that guy is a real c-ckmatician!

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