Cockney Wanker


someone from london, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women ” dawlin’ ” (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
cor blimey guvnah, i’m a c-ckney w-nker, and no mistake!
person of london-sounding accent
“oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels”

“knees ap mavva braaan”
tw-t, git, moron, b-tch.
you’re a tw-t, git, moron, b-tch c-ckney w-nker.

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