cocknose

to eskimo kiss a d-ck
dude 1: “hey man how was your date with tucker last night?”
dude 2: “we made it to the next level… he totally c-cknosed me in the bathroom at starbucks!”
28 more definitions
1. an idiot, moron, w-nker or just somebody you hate.
2. someone with a c-ck where their nose should be
a: tell c-cknose he’s a f-cking idiot.
b: who’s c-cknose?
a: lena.
c-cknose ~ c-ck’-nose (noun)

first spotted in datchet, berkshire in 1979, the c-cknose, is a species of h-m- clearly defined by having a p-n-s in place of a nose.
the young c-cknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the putney environment.

the c-cknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.

the mature c-cknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the ‘big city’.
1)an insultive word for someone who has a c-ck for a nose or just any one.
2)is a character on the tv show bo selecta on brittish tv channel 4.
c-ck nose-“avid, i cancelled your 4 o’clock m-ssage so you could fit in your over scheduled filming”

avid-“thank you c-ck nose”
someone whome has a c-ck for a nose, therefore u laugh and point
scott walker aka walkert-ts has a c-ck nose ha ha ha
someone with a c-ck for a nose
“hey c-ck nose! you have a c-ck where your nose should be, that’s why they call you c-ck nose! (it’s a visual thing)”
origins: avid merion’s “bo selecta” tv programme.

definition: someone who has a c-ck for a nose, esp. brown-nose c-cks at work.
you, my friend, are a f–king c-cknose.