Cocknotist
when a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.
note- the c-cknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. the woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. it is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
i was peeing in the guy’s bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and i decided i wanted some action. i gave her the c-cknotist and f-cked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then i left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.
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