cockography
1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans p-n-s.
2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as b-lls, c-cks, or taint.
3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.
4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural ent-ty in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin ent-ty, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
i was driving my motorcyle so fast my c-ckography was in jeopardy.
his jeans were so tight his c-ckography was showing.
she was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans c-ckography
her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed c-ckography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
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