Cockopotamus
one who is so sl-tty that they are filled so full of c-ck that they become the size of a hippopotamus. can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sl-ttiest of people.
ashley is such a sl-t, she slept with the whole d-mn school, what a c-ckopotamus.
a c-ckopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. the experiment created a new species called the “c-ckopotamus” which is a mix breed between a p-n-s and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human p-n-s, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.
that sl-t, jake l-bella just got f-cked by a c-ckopotamus!
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