cockpiece
your d-ck, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.
i took my c-ckpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend’s swollen c-ck throat without hesitation. she’s a wh-r-.
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a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior sh-ll worn over the p-n-s. not a d-ld-.
“hey dude check out my c-ckpiece.”
the area of one’s pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it’s proximity to the male genitalia.
guy number one: dude they’re gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your c-ckpiece. they’ll never find that sh-t.
n. an elaborate man thong with h-m-s-xually erotic content enscribed on the front.
n., adj. (1)a person in a high up position that most definately got there via fanciful bull-sh-tting. common actions of a c-ck piece involve testing your intelligence with meaningless criteria that no one but the c-ck piece understands.
(2) in general a dumb-ss.
jr: jessie so bought me a c-ckpiece!
tom: dude what does it say on front?
jr: boy toy! (frowns)
tom: hahahahah h-m-!
jr: my professor is a total c-ck piece.
n. an elaborate man thong with h-m-s-xually erotic content enscribed on the front.
n., adj. (1)a person in a high up position that most definately got there via fanciful bull-sh-tting. common actions of a c-ck piece involve testing your intelligence with meaningless criteria that no one but the c-ck piece understands.
(2) in general a dumb-ss.
jr: jessie so bought me a c-ckpiece!
tom: dude what does it say on front?
jr: boy toy! (frowns)
tom: hahahahah h-m-!
jr: my professor is a total c-ck piece.
you know… a w-ng.
“lick up this c-ckpiece, sl-t.”
also the etmylogical root of the name “musicboy”. describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to dvorak and his nights by the men’s urinal in clapham common. typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.
an observer: “musicboy – you’re a c-ckpiece.”
musicboy: “yes i know! have you heard my latest symphony, i made it in the shower!”
an observer:”liar, for a start, you couldn’t fit in the shower”
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