Cockpumper


man who regularly vacuum pumps his p-n-s, enlarging it for display or pleasure.
he was so thick, he must have been a c-ckpumper – aieeya!

he’s either horse-hung or a c-ckpumper.
one who pumps a c-ck much like when your jacking up a car to try and break off the huge black 12 inch c-ck
man she was so good then she turned into a c-ck pumper. i kicked that b-tch out

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