Cockroach Blocked
when you find a c-ckroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have s-x.
“i swear to god, those d-mn c-ckroaches only show up on nights when i’m going to get some. c-ckroach blocked again.”
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