CockScrew
a s-x move where a woman starts off by giving the man a hand job (shaking the bottle), then while the man is laying down inserts the p-n-s into the v-g-n- while the woman is still standing up and the p-n-s is inserted the woman’s v-g-n- then begins to spin while the p-n-s is still inside the v-g-n- ( in the motion of twisting of a cap on a bottle).
my girl and i were tired of our old s-x life and spiced thing up with the c-ckscrew
commonly used to describe
a) a disturbing s-xual act
b) a corkscrew related freudian slip
‘oh my god, not another c-ckscrew!’
‘well you did say will you go through me with it later. i’ll pay you’
‘every night?’
‘fro’
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