cockshit


something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of sh-t
having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of c-cksh-t.
a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullsh-t; technically sh-t discharged from a p-n-s
this is such c-cksh-t!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!
n. typically refers to the residue remaining on the tip and shaft of the p-n-s after -n-l s-x. the effect is more pr-nounced on women (or men if you’re into that h-m- sh-t) that are full of sh-t, both metaphorically and physically.
i slept with nevea the other night and f-cked her -ss so hard i think the c-ck sh-t is permanent. that ho needs to clean herself out more often.
1. a general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. a general insult.
example 1: i am a moose now!
example 2: c-cksh-t!

example 1: hey guys, how’s it going?
example 2: you’re a c-cksh-t!
generally refering to something that just sucks. kind of like when you see a s-xy man across the room and he ends up being gay.
person 1: that guy is soo s-xy!!
person 2 (male): thats my boyfriend, hunni!
person 1: that is c-ck sh-t!!
something ridicously frustrating. the first use of this phrase was uttered by louis “bo” berger during a golf outing circa 1996. mr berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. during the final holes of the game, mr berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. his mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. finally he blurted out the phrase “c-cksh-t”. the stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. i was playing with louis berger that day….and to this day i use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. that is how how the phrase was started. a perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. this is all 100% true. that is how the phrase was started.
that shot was c-cksh-t……..
when a girl sh-ts while your c-ck is in her -ss
ahhh dude i hafta take a c-cksh-t thanx to that b-tch!!

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