Cockslapped
when a female will not do anything against her significant other’s wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the c-ck…
” like, omg, becky is so c-ckslapped…”
1) the act of taking ones p-n-s and “slapping” it across the victims face. if done correctly, a c-ck imprint will be left on the face of the woman (i hope) or man (f-cking f-gs)
also: c-ck slappestry
dude! i totally c-ck slapped that wh-r- in the face after i burned here thighs with a crack pipe!
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