Cocksmooze
someone who continually kisses -sses as a career. namely in the music or movie industry, but he or she is good and clever enough to be kept on in order to have a job at it. he or she constantly knows how to screw those at the top without them knowing while scr-w-ng those at the bottom-with them knowing exactly what’s happening to p-ss them off.
he’s such a c-cksmooze. he kisses -ss to the bands, and treats the vendors like total sh-t.
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