cockspert
a c-ck expert – someone who is an expert on all s-xual matters relating to the p-n-s or c-ck
the way you handle my “thing” you must be some sort of c-ckspert
a c-ck expert–an individual who is an expert in all things c-ck because he likes the c-ck.
an individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a v-g-n- other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.
also likes listening to the jonas brothers.
eradicator is a c-ckspert.
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