cockstable


the opposite of constable, a made up word used as an alternative to saying c-ntstable. may be applied to law enforcement officers, by -ssociation.
bob: “how ya goin’, old c-ckstable?
jim: “not bad, old bean.”

jay: “he’s a member, alright, a member of the c-ckstabulary.”

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