Cockstipated


the phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of p-ss, no matter how hard you have to go. usually in a public facility.
al came back from the bathroom and said “holy frozen mixed vegetable c-cks!, am i ever c-ckstipated again”
inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.
i really have to p-ss, but i’m c-ckstipated now.
whenever you have c-ck shoved so far up your -ss that you have to p–p rendering your sh-t b-tton useless.
doug: “pull it out steve because im getting c-ckstipated!”

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