Cockstockton


the act of being a wingman for a friend. -ssisting a friend with a male or female.
or
the act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. the opposite of a wingman
man to friend: “thanks for being a c-ckstockton. that helped me land that.”
or
man to friend: “stop acting like a c-ckstockton.”
derived from the former utah jazz player john stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and -ssists.

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