Cocktagon
the geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue v-g-n–states. cutting edge research within this inst-tution has led to the development of weapons of -ss destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.
secretary c-cksfeld is meeting with high-level c-cktagon officials today to decide which missile to deploy into the south american rogue v-g-n–state of bol-b–.
a s-xual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. it is only an official c-cktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a “c-cktagon.”
an octagonal c-ckfighting arena in the phillipenes. reserved for the only the best of c-cks and their owners.
phillipine guy 1: oh yeah, he looks like he’s got a real chance of going on to the c-cktagon.
jesus: yes, yes he does.
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