Cocktail Party GOP Establishment
noun
the elite fat cats and cronies in the republican party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. these are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cuc-mber and mayonnaise sandwiches at c-cktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to washington they become obsessed with staying in the media’s good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. they are the american aristocracy and the republican elitist stereotype.
the c-cktail party gop establishment hates the tea party with a p-ssion because anything that upsets the status quo and jeopardizes the c-cktail party’s permanent hold on power gives all these guys serious indigestion.
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