cockti
the process of finding a phallic looking cactus out in the desert and straddling said cactus to make it appear to be coming out of one’s pants/shorts. having a friend who appreciates this 7th grade humor and is willing to doc-ment such actions in a photograph only enhances the act and preserves it ingenious for others to appreciate later.
i found a beautifully curved c-ckti on our hike. luckily kuch was there to capture it in its full glory.
hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes pr-ckly like a cactis.
dude, i need to shave my c-cktis!
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