cocktail


1. an iced drink of wine or distilled liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients, something resembling or suggesting such a drink. came from a bartender who mixed her drinks with rooster tail feathers. one night a man came in and asked for “one of those c-ck-tails”, and thus the phrase was born.

2. a solution of agents taken together for medical treatment
1. james knew that if he had another c-cktail, he would p-ss out right then and there.

2. james is only alive right now because he is on an aids c-cktail.
the milky white beverage that shoots out of the p-n-s during -j-c-l-t–n.
a girl blows a guy. he -j-c-l-t-s.
girl: “nice c-cktail”

friend: “so how’s the relationship going?”
guy: “she blew me last night.”
friend: “oh my gosh, that is awesome!”
guy: “but that’s not all; when i c-mmed, she swallowed all the c-cktail, and smacked her lips!”
a mixture of illicit or prescribed drugs thrown together to entertain a group– in the form of pills in a bowl.

often -ssociated with punchbowl.
“oi, johnny, how do i take my ever-loving pick of this c-cktail?”
“cup your hand, f-ckboy, pray your fate be with you. & that this mixture will get you where you want to go.”
1. when a man puts his p-n-s between a girls legs and through the b-ttcrack so it sticks out like a tail
lance said sally was looking good, so he gave her a c-cktail for her birthday.
c-cktail; once the male has -j-c-l-t-d, the c-cktail is present, it is the final string of -j-c-l-t- that slowly seeps from the urethra, forming a tail-like structure.
after i finished masturbating and i -j-c-l-t-d i was left with my c-cktail
going out to get some drinks with your friends in hopes of bringing home a lady.
hey man, lets go out and get some c-ck-tail tonight.

wayne struck out on c-ck-tail night.

justin is the master of c-ck-tails.
drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be – just like creatures that do not resemble anything on earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

c-cktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are s-xy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive “v” shaped gl-ss.
wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason i want her….
me: that’s the power of the female form drinking c-cktails from a very suggestive v shaped gl-ss

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