Cocktastrophe


an event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend’s d-ck. this may also include any awkward aftermath.
i walked in on chris changing the other day and saw his d-ck. we haven’t been able to look each other in the eyes since…it’s been a total c-cktastrophe.
when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the c-ck.
“augh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can see the light”
“oh no! get him to the hospital, its a c-cktastrophe!:
so many men with p-n-ses, not including wendy williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. c-cktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. including kim and nene fighting on real houswives of atlanta.
there are so many men in that room that there is about to be a c-cktastrophe. this is the same as a vagaster buy with c-cks.

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