cocktater


1. refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. they’re essential for a full and balanced diet. just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. except this deals with genitalia.
2. a derogatory term for any douche bag or c-ck-juggling-thunderc-nt. use excessively and without discretion.
1. man… your girlfriend really likes sucking on my c-cktaters.

nope, we’re all out of tater-tots but i have a pair of c-cktaters for you.

2. stop being such a c-cktater.

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